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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Friday, March 17th, 2006

And a happy St Paddy’s day to one and all, especially to readers from Ireland and Nigeria. (You did know he was the patron saint of Nigeria, didn’t you?)

From the old Irish prayer:

May the Road rise with you;
May the wind be always at your back;
May the sun shine warm upon your face,

And, until we meet again,
May the Lord keep you in the hollow of his Hand.

A good Wikipedia article on the most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, founded by our good friend George III, fresh from losing the US colonies:

The regular creation of knights of St Patrick lasted until 1922, when most of Ireland became independent as the Irish Free State. While the Order technically still exists, no knight of St Patrick has been created since 1934.

Have a pint or two for me!

TV being watched

Friday, March 17th, 2006

There’s so much crap on the networks nowadays. Some gems, but the amount of good content has only doubled or tripled, and the number of channels has grown by 100-fold.

Last year, I tried Desperate Housewives. My girlfriend liked it; what can I say. For a show created by a gay Republican, it was pretty cool. That said, it rapidly descended into soap-opera crap. Though I do think Marcia Cross is pretty hot. And her character? Any woman on prime-time TV that keeps a picture of Ronald Reagan in her front hall can’t be that bad.

Then, again last year, there was Lost. It was OK, but really, it treated the viewer like a child, rapidly doing sharp twists with little or no previous foundation. The casting was superb, but once we’d seen the backstories of the main characters a time or two, it diminished. And got flakey.

The US version of The Office? It looked like a total dud last year, a pale anemic version of the UK hit. This year? Quite different. The writing has stepped up to the plate, and the show works. It’s funny. I give this thing 3 stars (out of 4). It’s worth a try if you liked the UK version and thought last years US effort was crap.

Monk? My perennial favorite. An offbeat detective show shown on the USA cable network, it’s fun. Starring Arab-American (in one of the few non-jihadi roles available for Arabs) Tony Shalhoub [ed. Corrected original misspelling as Sholhoub] as Detective Adrian Monk, it’s crisply written, with some excellent acting. Monk’s character is crippled by doubt and haunted by the death of his beloved wife. Barely able to function, he remains an outstanding Sherlock Holmes style detective. His nurse/assistant pushes him to do things (if only so she can get paid by him!) and the supporting cast is well-played. The mysteries are often done in semi-revealed style, where we see the crime taking place, and even sometimes who did it, but it’s not as complete a reveal as the classic Columbo series.

Corner Gas: This is an off-beat Canadian comedy series now in its third season. If you liked Red Green, you’ll probably love this. If you like good low-key comedy (not US style), then this is a good bet. This is exactly the kind of show that could only be made in Canada or Australia. Set in a small Saskatchewan town that contains a newspaper, a police station, a gas bar and a restaurant — and not much else — the Canadian ensemble delivers time and again.

Battlestar Galactica: Had to have one sci-fi masterpiece. Or not, as the case may be. This show is good. Great? No. Good, yes. The scripting varies almost schizophrenically with an occasional bad episode that had so much promise. Fortunately, most episodes are good episodes that live up to their promise. Impressively, characters that have been around for years continue to play significant roles, albiet generally only as minor characters. This is most unusual for a North American (i.e., US) show.

Oh and the new Dr. Who. Check it out when it premieres.

What are you watching?

-wolfe

Books Worth Reading (1)

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

From time to time I’ll simply slap up a micro-book-review here. (Maybe a longer one for more recent books).

My tastes are eclectic; as a kid, I loved SF — ’speculative fiction’ — more commonly divided into fantasy and sci-fi. Sometimes adventure stories, too. These days, I tend to enjoy mysteries, techno-thrillers, history (especially with a political, economic or military bent).

Maths, physics, and biology can also be fun, but I struggle more and more with each passing year with the latter two fields.

In semi-jest, I’ll say that I think I have moved away from SF since I think my job has become too much like the science fiction I read as a kid.

So, what am I reading right now? Two books from the late 1960’s.

First, John Kennedy O’Toole’s “Confederacy of Dunces“. My girlfriend has recently discovered this and is loving it, so I’m rereading it. Perhaps one of the finest late 20th century authors of the United States, Toole wrote very little (this was his only novel) before committing suicide at a young age. In a story worthy of a novel itself, his mother took his book around (after his death) pushing it at everyone who’d read it and eventually persuaded a professor to help publish it. [I'm linking you to a review rather than an amazon link to buy the book; no scrabbling for affiliate fees here... yet!].

An incredibly bizarre coming of age story written in the 1960’s, it resonates even today nearly 40 years later.

What else? Well, Michael Crichton, father of the modern techno-thriller, initially wrote under two pseudonyms while in medical school. One of them was Jeffrey Hudson, under which name he wrote “A Case of Need” in the late 60’s.

This is an interesting tale, narrated by a pathologist, of his attempts to prove the innocence of a colleague of performing a botched abortion upon the daughter of a famous and powerful physician.

Replete with the politics (and religion) of 1960’s Boston, and pre-Roe vs Wade America, the novel seems out of date, yet the crisp and intelligent writing draws the reader in, even today.

Covering everything from how to synthesize LSD [deleted in the latest edition] to 1960’s era moral arguments for and against abortion, the novel packs a great deal in.

Perhaps that’s its one failing. The two wives of the main actors (the largely off-stage abortionist and the protagonist) are largely reactive. To be sure, Dick will view that as a plus, but they remain cardboard characters with only vague foreshadowing of divorce in one case. The denouement is a touch innocent and expectant of people to behave in predictable ways when confronted. Still, it remains an excellent early novel from a fine writer on a topic that will likely move to the forefront in the years ahead in America.

What are you reading?

Coming to America

Monday, March 13th, 2006

In a remarkable speech over the weekend, Secretary of Health and Human Services Michael Leavitt recommended that Americans start storing canned tuna and powdered milk under their beds as the prospect of a deadly bird flu outbreak approaches the United States.

Ready or not, here it comes.

Reporters love covering disaster (and scary predictions of disaster). One has to be careful, therefore, when you see panicky predictions in the news.

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Photo by BBC

On the other hand, many credible scientists do believe we’re overdue for a major outbreak of influenza. The last one in 1918 killed more than died in WWI, and more in a single year than died in the four peak years of the Black Death in Europe. 20% of the world’s entire population was infected, and, most unusually, the flu was deadliest for those aged 20-40. The mortality rate was over 25 times the previous mortality rates in flu outbreaks.

With 20 to 50 million dead, this was one of the great biological disasters of all time. Subsequent outbreaks (Asian flu of 1957 and the last one, the Hong Kong flu of 1968) killed “merely” a million each.

Still, I believe the above advice is fairly sensible. If you can afford it, lay in some canned goods and powdered milk. Consider what you’ll do if electricity and heat (if you live in a cold climate) are off for a week or two. Will you have water? These at least are simple, rational protective steps one can take that will be helpful in coping with a variety of disasters.

And if disaster doesn’t strike, renew your stocks periodically and enjoy tuna casserole.

Slobodan Milosevic Dies in Cell

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

An AP wire story states that Slobodan Milosevic, former leader of Serbia (and Yugoslavia) and on trial at the Hague for war crimes, was found dead in his cell earlier this morning.

The US (and allied) intervention in the Balkans (with no UN sanction, unlike the 1991 and 2003 interventions in Iraq) has troubled many.

We wound up supporting a group that the CIA had classified as terrorist — the Kosovo Liberation Army — against constitutional authorities.

The West engaged in a 78-day bombing campaign that disrupted everything from hospitals to bombing embassies. Some suggest this bombing was illegal; certainly there’s far more evidence to support that belief than to support the charge that the Iraq war is “illegal”.

To this day, soldiers are bogged down in the Balkans, “peacekeeping”. The eight year old quagmire continues, with UN personnel apparently involved in sexual trafficking and prostitution.

In 2006, Kosovo edges towards war, with a leader convicted of war crimes. Ethnic cleansing continues apace; this time it’s by Muslims against Christians. I suppose that makes it ok.

Why all those who are angry about Iraq have never uttered a peep about Bosnia and Kosovo is somewhat puzzling. Perhaps it’s ignorance; perhaps it’s blind partisanship — the former intervention took place under a Republican president; the latter under a Democrat. Perhaps it’s stupidity.

In any event, the world is better for Milosevic being removed from power. He was certainly heavily involved in the bloodbaths that consumed the former Yugoslavia throughout the 1990’s, even if not the proximate cause.

In the end, I hope Iraq will prove to be in better shape than Kosovo. It couldn’t turn out much worse.

UPDATE: Austin Bay has a good post: “the man who moved from Red [communism] to Brown [fascism]“:

Milosevic orchestrated the Serb-Croat war and crafted the Serb strategy of “creeping aggression.� He was also the bully behind “ethnic cleansing� in eastern Bosnia. He epitomized the move from “red to brown� in eastern Europe– moving from Communist to ultra-nationalist fascist as the Cold War ended. The Nazis and Communists both knew they were cut from the same hideous human mold. They both share a disdain for liberalism and a disregard for human life. They are also permanently anti-American. Hitler called the US cowboys– remember that next time you hear the US “cowboy� disparaged. You can see these traits displayed by the Stalinists still among us.

Cardinal Zen

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

I’ve often thought that Cardinal Sin (Jaime, Cardinal Sin of the Phillipines) was the best name ever for a Roman Catholic Cardinal.

Pope Benedict has done almost as well in nominating Joseph, Cardinal Zen, to be elevated 24 March 2006. As a Chinese cardinal from Hong Kong, what could be a more apt name?

Interestingly, this week the “state-controlled” version of China’s church lashed out at the appointment:

“Why would you appoint someone who doesn’t support communism as a cardinal?”

Maybe because the Pope isn’t an athiestic communist? Just speculating.

h/t: Jack Fowler

Video Games can Save Your Life

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

I recently learned something quite interesting about video games. Many young people have developed incredible hand, eye, and brain coordination in playing these games. The air force believes these kids will be our outstanding pilots should they fly our jets.

RONALD REAGAN, speech, Aug. 8, 1983

He was often a man who seemed a generation behind the times; yet, in a robust defense of the West against the USSR he was a generation ahead, just as he was in his views on video games.

What’s one thing [of many] men are unquestionably better at than women? Video games of course!

Today’s topic comes courtesy of StrategyPage, a well-respected internet clearinghouse for military-related news.

One of the problems troops encounter in Iraq is taking fire from insurgents. In particular, the gunner on any vehicle (manning a turret) is often the primary target. Disable or kill the gunner, and the vehicle’s firepower is radically reduced. As well as being not great for the gunner.

The solution has seemed obvious for many years: have a remote controlled turret and keep the gunner safe inside the vehicle. Yet many problems have bedeviled this solution, not least of which is the difficulty of providing a feasible camera/control interface that a soldier can readily and effectively use.

Not surprisingly it turns out that the videogame generation of young men who came of age in the 1990’s playing semi-realistic first person shooters is very adept at using the newest CROWS (common remotely operated weapons stations).

experienced video gamers are skilled at whipping that screen view around, and picking up any signs of danger. Iraqis are amazed at how observant CROWS is. Iraqis tend to just wrote this off as another example of American “magic.” But the troops know better. Video games can save your life.

Unfortunately, these are only being produced at roughly one tenth the desired rate. Let’s hope that changes.
What’s for the future? Well, judging by gaming…
mech-game

The Z machine

Friday, March 10th, 2006

In a recent post, “Are We Running out of Stuff?” on the Politik forum at menarebetterthanwomen.com, regular poster Biff opined:

The reason the resources available are unlimited is that the human (male) imagination is unlimited. I believe we will look back at our current use of oil and be astounded that we were burning it.

The post below describes one imaginative discovery that brings us a step closer to that future. The cool summary for those who don’t like physics? Mankind has created plasma hotter than the inside of a star, with some unexpected properties. Details below

Such discoveries happen all the time of course, though they often aren’t recognized at the time. One such potential discovery occurred 14 months ago at Sandia National Laboratories in the US, and has only been recently publicized. In a news release dated Wednesday 8 March 2006, Sandia revealed that they’ve managed to produce plasma exceeding a temperature of 2 billion kelvin — or over 2 billion degrees Celsius if you prefer — hotter than the interior of a star.

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Photo courtesy Sandia Labs

The machine they used to produce this plasma is dubbed the Z machine, located at, you guessed it, the Z facility. Normally, the Z machine produces temperatures merely in the millions of kelvins — roughly a thousandth the temperature they unexpectedly generated. Moreover, they got out four times as much energy in X-rays as they anticipated, and even after the plasma had stagnated, the ions remained unusually hot. Both of these things meant that they were getting unexpected energy from somewhere, but where?

Project consultant Malcolm Haines, writing in the 24 February Physical Review Letters, hypothesizes:

Z’s magnetic energies create microturbulences that increase the kinetic energies of ions caught in the field’s grip. Already hot, the extra jolt of kinetic energy then produces increased heat, as ions and their accompanying electrons release energy through friction-like viscous mixing even after they should have been exhausted.

High temperatures previously had been assumed to be produced entirely by the kinetic flight and intersection of ions and electrons, unaided by accompanying microturbulent fields.”

What does it all mean? Well, in one sense it’s merely a very unexpected serendipitous result from an interesting experiment that goes a little further in improving our understanding of the world we live in. It may also one day lead to smaller, cheaper fusion reactors, and that’s definitely a good thing.

For a generation, unlimited cheap energy has been a grail the scientific and engineering community has sought after. This may be one small step closer.

And of course, creating something that’s 2 billion degrees is, if you’ll forgive the pun, pretty cool, and definitely a manly thing to do.

Sandia’s press release.

h/t: Google News

Misunderestimating

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

Ah, the glories of Hollywood. Don’t you just love it when celebrities speak from on high to tell mere mortals what to believe? Using all of their incredible brain-power to speak out on environmental issues (with no scientific qualifications let alone sense), political issues (with 1970’s era neo-Marxist views) and everything else under the sun. Truly, how blessed we are.

Our weekly nominee for hypocritical stupid idiot is Barbra Streisand. In a glorious on-line column she posted on Monday 6 March 2006, she castigated George Bush, “The arrogance of this C student…�

Now that’s fair enough, I guess. The problem is she managed, in a page-long essay, to misspell words 13 times! In one sentence she managed four misspellings. Some errors were clearly typos – surely not even a Hollywood Democrat really thinks we’re fighting a war in “Irag� – but others are repeatedly misspelled the same way throughout the document.

The glorious sentence:

In the 1970’s, during the Nixon Adminstration [sic], serious political curruption [sic] arose and the Republican leadership stepped up and took responsibilty [sic] by holding hearings and subpoening [sic] administration officials

Her essay is also riddled with basic errors of fact. She states the US went to war in “Irag” in 2001 rather than 2003, and that the US tried to do “national-building” there. We presume she meant “nation-building”. I’d link you to the embarrassment of an essay, but she not surprisingly had it taken down. Hopefully she can resubmit later in the term and get a grade higher than F.

Of course, she claimed it was because an assistant had posted the essay for her. Great job on selecting assistants, I guess. And talk about being so disconnected you’re unable to post what you write.

Since I’m not Dick Masterson, I’ll avoid the obvious and easy comment on her being a woman.

Hint: when you’re trying to persuade people that your opponents are stupid and arrogant, it helps your cause if you can spell. Otherwise, well, it makes you look stupid and arrogant.

The arrogance of this Holllywood F-student.

(h/t: Drudge).