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Archive for December, 2006

Happy New Year

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

A Scottish song, arranged by a German, sung by Asians, brought to you by an American corporation, and sung tonight from Johannesburg to London to Cairo to Moscow to Shanghai to Sydney to Vancouver to New York to Caracas to Dublin to Paris.

Happy 2007.
-wolfe

Crazy men are dumb. Crazy women are sexy.

Saturday, December 30th, 2006

I guess we now know why women keep cats and men tend not to.

infected women tend to be more outgoing, friendly, more promiscuous, and are considered more attractive to men compared with non-infected controls.

-wolfe

Anita tells us the truth…

Friday, December 29th, 2006

as always.

-wolfe

It’s a start

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

I’ve refrained from commenting on this for a myriad of reasons. But this move is a start. I think he should be disbarred, charged, fired, jailed and sued with sovereign immunity removed. But that’s just me.

If you’re to the right of me you can add tarring and feathering.

-wolfe

Can you Spell?

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Yes, these are all short posts. That shall change. Can you spell? I got 15/15. Go me. Of course I got as little as 2/10 (below random guessing) on one of their quizzes.

-wolfe

One more bit of Youtube fun for the night

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

This of course is my revenge on Zogmama and Female for their chat in comments about how men hate asking for directions. Hey! It worked for Christopher Columbus, Captain Cook (well apart from dying), and Neil Armstrong, didn’t it?

Clicky-clicky safe visually for work, but one naughty word at the very end.

-wolfe

So Wrong…

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

Violence against women isn’t funny. Except, well, when it actually is. Because it’s so ludicrous, or because the woman is so strong (e.g., Kill Bill).

I think this vignette illustrates so much that’s wrong with both men and women at the dawn of the 21st century. And I found it funny, though disturbing.

Not embedded, but clicky-clicky, and you shall be ‘rewarded’. (Safe for Work?? Probably.)

-wolfe

A new secret shall be revealed…

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

On January 1, 2007. 5 days remain.
-wolfe

PS. If I drink too much New Years Eve, the secret shall be revealed on the second. Or the third.

-w

Are Santa’s Reindeer girls or boys?

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

Via Pajamas media, but from Petcaretips:

Male reindeer generally shed their antlers long before December 25, whereas the females retain theirs until at least January. The reindeer pulling Santa’s sleigh are always show[n] as having antlers, so Santa’s reindeer must all be females

At least Santa’s a man.

-wolfe

Happy…

Saturday, December 23rd, 2006

Hanukkah, and Happy Festivus.

Only very short posts are working.

Click here for one of the odder menorahs I’ve seen in my life. I’d post it here, but that’s not working.
-wolfe