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A new secret shall be revealed…

On January 1, 2007. 5 days remain.
-wolfe

PS. If I drink too much New Years Eve, the secret shall be revealed on the second. Or the third.

-w

19 Responses to “A new secret shall be revealed…”

  1. Female says:

    NO! You are pregnant?!

  2. wolfe says:

    Wow you post fast!

    And if I were pregnant, I wouldn’t be drinking on New Years’ Eve would I now?

    -wolfe

  3. Female says:

    psychic

  4. wolfe says:

    Stalker? [edit: and I mean that in the nicest way!]

  5. Female says:

    if you were pregnant, I would have serious questions about the male anatomy.
    Tell us the secret now, go on. Go on.

  6. Female says:

    its not my fault you release posts when I happen to be reading, however if you wish to believe you are being stalked that is your prerogative.

  7. wolfe says:

    The secret is something that Samuel Johnson shared with three men in a boat, as they combined the appropriate indefinite article with the secret to reveal a new surprise.

    Some things require a little ‘baking’ time. Be patient and the universe will unfold as it should. Besides, you’ll be on holiday in Asia by then. Awesome!

    -wolfe

  8. Female says:

    You suck

  9. Female says:

    youll probably forget to tell your secret anyway, or the blog will be down.

  10. wolfe says:

    The information in post 7 is more than adequate as a hint for anyone who’s well read.

    And I neither suck nor swallow. I’m a wolfe. I bite.
    -wolfe

  11. Female says:

    how rude

  12. Female says:

    I already know what the secret is but Ill let you reveal it. Ill be too busy having fun in Asia.

  13. Oldone says:

    @Wolfe post 0 very funny quite off the cuff I imagine. Prost!!

    Ah Samuel Johnson, how i do love the wisdom of ages past. Sadly I remember but only three of his insightful proverbs. Let me see now…

    “A man is very apt to complain of the ingratitude of those who have risen far above him……A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out……..It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.”

    -Samuel Johnson

    Be Well,
    -Oldone

  14. zogmama says:

    Re: posts 8, 9, 11: Petulance, thy name is Female.

    Re: post 7: Obtuseness, thy name is wolfe.

    Re: post 12: Bet you don’t, but nice girly ploy.

    Re: post 13: I like cucumbers … and sometimes a cucumber IS just a cucumber.

  15. Teri says:

    Wow, the wolfe made reference to sucking AND swallowing! I returned just in time!

  16. Female says:

    Teri, he’s pregnant and planning ahead. Obviously he’s going for the traditional breastfeeding.

  17. wolfe says:

    @Oldone I’d never heard the one on cucumbers. I feel exactly the same way about them, though I’m prepared to skip the intervening steps. Curiously, I quite like good kosher dills.

    @Z-14 Surely you mean obscure rather than obtuse. Or perhaps you do mean… insensitive.

    @Teri Ha.

    @Female-16 Nope, though were I, I would.

    -wolfe

  18. Female says:

    I think Z means obstinate.
    wolfe, you are, and I knew you would.

  19. zogmama says:

    @wolfe: Obtuse is in the eye of the beholder. I’m going to remain obdurate on that point.

    (obviously)

    ~Z~

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