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Little Miss Adventure

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

From wolfe’s Musings:

An oft-heard complaint on menarebetterthanwomen.com is that well, western women today behave in an atrocious manner. Sometimes this happens at the behest of men. The classic ‘Girls Gone Wild‘ (links to a video, safe for most workplaces, but may contain religiously offensive content) approach.

Increasingly, however, it seems as though young women are plundering new depths of depravity and folly entirely on their own initiative.

Whether it’s dressing in a trashy and unprofessional fashion, then being surprised at being regarded as trashy and unprofessional, or going to a strange man’s hotel room at 2am, or crawling into bed falling down drunk with a strange man, or … well, there are plenty of examples.

Here’s a rather interesting story (and example) that’s been circulating by email. I quote it in full over at my main blog. The story begins with a young woman who is fighting drunk, abusive, biting, spitting. She weighs maybe 100 pounds, and is brought into the ER since she managed to fall down and hit her head.

Her blood alcohol level? .418. To put that in context, that’s a lethal does for 50% of humans. It’s the rough equivalent of a man having 20-24 drinks in a very short period of time.

But it gets better. Wait til you find out what her profession was. Streetwalker? Stripper? Oh, much better than that. You can read the whole story over at wolfe’s Musings. It’s long, but I think the payoff right at the end is worth it.

-wolfe

Women are better than men…

Monday, January 15th, 2007

at being cannibals.

At least that’s what the documentary I saw last night said. And since it was on TV, and mostly black and white, it must be true. (They hadn’t figured out how to lie on TV back in the days of black and white).

Seriously, it was a documentary[1] on the grisly siege of Leningrad in World War II. Horrible starvation and privation, lots of death, and a densely packed urban population that was dying off with inadequate food.

They’d find bodies that the soldiers had buried … dug up… and women coming home with “steaks” or “veal”. One elderly woman was surprisingly frank about it.

Overwhelmingly, 80-90% of the cannibals were women.

One is left with rather mixed feelings. I suppose a number of women and children survived that would not have, but it certainly puts to rest ideas of the “gentler sex”. Kipling was right about the female of the species

-wolfe

[1]Great citation “a documentary”, I know. It did feature Nigel Hawthorne narrating. So, hey, it must be true.

You can see more wolfe’s Musings at www.wolfesmusings.com

Women count

Friday, January 5th, 2007

So Tara Reid, off in Chicago, is asked to host a NY eve celebration. Who? I don’t know either. But that’s because I’m a man. Were I a teen-age girl, no doubt I could tell you Tara’s favorite nail-polish color and sexual position.

Unfortunately, nearly 5,000 people, plus those watching on television were subject to Ms. Reid’s peculiar version of the number system:

10, 9, 8, 6, 5, … 53 52 51 29 28 27 56 41…

You can’t make stuff like this up. I mean you could buy a $0.19 timepiece in Shanghai that could count down to New Years better than this!

Maybe she was drunk. That’d at least be a manly excuse. Oh well, fortunately she was saved in the end by men shouting out the numbers for her.

See Tara Reid (and wolfe’s new blog) try to count here.

-wolfe

The secret?

Monday, January 1st, 2007

Wolfe’s musings will be moving to http://www.wolfesmusings.com. There will be a bulletin board, and other exciting features. Right now (1 Jan 2007) the site looks like rubbish due to some DNS propagation problems, but it should be cleaned up over the next week.

If Dick wishes, the blog at wolfe.mabtw.com will still continue as a source of short-but-snarkier (still polite compared to MABTW!) posts about male and female gender issues.

I want to thank Dick of Men are Better Than Women.com for hosting me, and indirectly helping many people find my blog. I respect him, his sense of humor, and his writing style a very great deal. He’s a fine gentleman.
-wolfe