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Saturday Songs 1

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

Mild language advisory.

Lawyers, Guns and Money:
As aficionados of the blog have perhaps noted, I’ve been wont to quote some song lyrics here and there. I’m pretty plebian [that's not a word? It should be!] in my tastes; I like some crappy pop/country.

I’m thinking of another feature — Monday Manly Men. (Wednesday Womanly Women?). And Warren Zevon might be a feature there.

Like most men he ignored pain until he was forced to face it, and recognize he was dying from asbestos-induced cancer. 20 Years without a doctor’s visit. Manly. Perhaps stupid, and terribly sad, but manly.

So this song, which is most American. Z, you might like it. The late Warren Zevon’s Lawyers, Guns and Money. Dunno:

I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too

I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this, ha

I'm the innocent bystander
But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck
Well, I'm down on my luck

Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

It’s a love/hate relationship with those lines. “I went home with the waitress”. Note: he’s specifying a definite article. Quite interesting. Implication that it’s not some random bimbo. The betrayal of “with the Russians” speaks more strongly.

Yet “too”?

Obviously, it’s a tone poem as we see when we move into “Gambling in Havana” — something Americans haven’t done since the 1950’s — or 60’s if you’re a Kennedy.

It’s obviously a statement about America. And a powerful one that resonated, unintentionally, into the 1980’s.

Lawyers Guns and Money. Yeah.

Good song. Says a lot.

-wolfe